Ten little bunnies sitting in a row,
Annie ate one and then there were nine.
Nine little bunnies scampering away,
Annie shot one and then there were eight.
Eight little bunnies locked in a cage,
Annie got pissed and now there are seven.
Seven little bunnies playing with dead rats,
Bunnies had a fight and then there were six.
Six little bunnies sleeping in the dust,
One was allergic and then there were five.
Five little bunnies mourning the dead,
One died of grief and then there were four.
Four little bunnies playing hide and seek,
One was never found, and then there were three.
Three little bunnies, hiding from Annie,
One was too slow, and then there were two.
Two little bunnies playing with Annie,
Annie had a knife, so now there’s just one.
One little bunny, stuck in Annie’s bed,
He couldn’t take it, shot himself in the head.